late vice president elect
meet leopold mcgarry. perhaps i have previously introduced you to him as "yellow," but times have changed. names too. poor leo.
my precious manchild yellow was trying to exit our house via the window by our bed last evening during "the west wing." there's about a foot between the bed and the wall, and the window was open about four inches. yellow, standing on the bed, bobbed his head several times, gauging distance, wind speed, etc, and made his heroic attempt. unfortunately the entire endeavor was ill-advised. his feet lit on the sill but his head struck the frame and down he went.
when he came to, he was leo mcgarry. he certainly has the dignity of an alcoholic labor secretary, chief of staff to the president of the united states, and vice presidential candidate, do you not think? my little boy.
john spencer is dead. long live leo mcgarry.

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