evidence presented

here's yellow, on the left, the prime suspect. i present him to the jury, which consists, essentially, of me. i wear a lot of hats here. at the moment i suppose i'm the attorney for the defense. the suspect is exhibit a. does he look remorseful in the least? i think not. i rest my case.

exhibit b, to the right, is the victim. behold the sutures, the drain, the obvious agony, the proxmity to the toilet bowl. poor eliot. this was taken this morning, just after he received per os a syringe and a half of ampicillin and a syringe of buprenex, a narcotic.

a narcotic?! who still feels sorry for eliot? we made him soar! only one syringe of buprenex remains but i think i might take it myself. oh i'm kidding. we'll force it between eliot's jaws this evening.