total bender

i have a problem. i have a weakness for products like the bender ball and the total gym. i want them! i know chuck norris is beyond ridiculous and it's not as if i want to be like him or i like any of his movies or tv shows. (no offense, chuck - don't come kick my ass!) and it's not like i don't want to work out in a legitimate sort of way (or is it? maybe it is) - maybe it's that i haven't found the type of exercise that agrees with me. i used to work out all the time, ages ago, in north carolina, and i was a member of gold's gym and worked out several times a week. now time feels like a factor, though that's kind of silly for me to say because i waste so much time here on the internet and in front of the television. maybe a total gym would work for me, though? (of course, it might very well be a total piece of crap equipment - no offense, chuck - don't kick my ass!) i could store it upstairs here and work out in the comfort of my home. (we have a treadmill and a weight set in the garage, which adds to the nuttiness of these desires, though it's very chilly in the garage this time of year.) perhaps someone needs to sit me down and give me a good talking to. or else i might buy me a bender ball.